You're going to have to pry my keyboard from my cold dead hands, or something.

Three of the Final Four could win their first Cup in franchise history. Three of the four goaltenders are wholly unproven or, prior to seasons start, less than stellar. All four teams are offensively oriented, and only a few years ago two of them were staring bankruptcy induced self-destruction in the face.

Right now we sit on the threshold to three remaining series that will be full of complete unknowns, and in Sports nothing is more exciting than just that. But it’s a far cry from where the game was only 5 years ago.

Submitted by sLapshot on Thu, 05/10/2007 - 22:27. categories [ ]

Shane Doan for Team Quebec Captain

For those that don't know the back story...
1) Shane Doan was picked for Captain on Team Canada's squad at the World Championship
2) The Bloc Quebecois will always be able to suck my tiny Asian Dong, no matter what the circumstances. Like I could be in the middle of my wedding with Keira Knightly and if this person which could figuratively represent the mental spirit and physical assets of the Bloc Quebecois walked in, I'd drop my pants and have it orally pleasure me in front of my parents.

Submitted by Ironchef Chris Wok on Tue, 05/08/2007 - 07:33. categories [ ]

Vigneault: "He's what we're going to build around."


Submitted by sLapshot on Fri, 05/04/2007 - 20:56. categories [ ]

On Everything

It’s been a few too many days since there was an update on the site, and in that time we’ve seen the Canucks rekindle the kind of slow-burning gameplan that got them into the playoffs in the first place. In a fashion that would make Jacques Lemaire blush the Canucks have, for the last two games at least, forced the Ducks to play a game they would rather avoid completely; no flow, tight checking, and low scoring chances.

Submitted by sLapshot on Tue, 05/01/2007 - 22:10. categories [ ]

If you want to push the panic button, you have to get off the bandwagon

Tonight will undoubtedly see the Canucks bring their A-game, and then we’ll see if that’s good enough. As much a flaw it is that this team needs constant wake-up calls and reminders, they're still a prideful bunch and so far throughout the year they’ve never failed to bounce back after tough embarrassing losses.

Submitted by sLapshot on Fri, 04/27/2007 - 20:18. categories [ ]

Game One: "We're just glad to be here."

Submitted by sLapshot on Thu, 04/26/2007 - 19:06. categories [ ]

Round 2 Preview

Here is the TowelPower.net preview for the four series in Round 2 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. In the last round, we overestimated the Minnesota Wild and Pittsburgh Penguins. In this round, our analysts are fairly divided among their picks. In most cases, picks are split two aside for each team with good cases to back up each side - so read on and see what is being debated.

Click on any series below to get our extensive preview of the series:

Submitted by Trig on Wed, 04/25/2007 - 11:07. categories [ ]

Trevor Does Dallas

The active NHL leader in Game 7 performances does it again.

I was amazed at the turnaround in this game. In the first period we played like we had in Games 5 and 6. Then, in period 2 we just turned things around and outshot the Stars 14-4 with sustained pressure. We kept momentum even through the PK, which ended fairly quickly as Morrow took his opportunity to slash Alexandre Burrows back.

Submitted by Trig on Tue, 04/24/2007 - 04:14. categories [ ]

Game 6: Embarrassing

That was a continuation of the most dismal display of adaptive hockey I have ever seen. Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twenty-five times, shame on me. I’m not the sort that really starts to rail on a team when they suffer a tough loss or put in a poor effort, but tonight was a Titanic display of apathy.

Submitted by sLapshot on Sun, 04/22/2007 - 02:53. categories [ ]

And Then There Were Eleven

Game Five. Canucks-Stars: what jokes are made of. Screaming for much of the game for someone, anyone, to go to the front of the net, it was much to my dismay that Brendan Morrow was the player who decided to listen to me. I won’t make the same mistake again, but personally, I blame Dave Pratt. It was he who went on the radio just hours before puckdrop to proclaim “We are now just hours away from a Ducks-Canucks second round matchup...”

Submitted by sLapshot on Sat, 04/21/2007 - 21:24. categories [ ]
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